HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARIS!

Yes, It is my sister Maris' birthday. Maris is always so good about posting on her blog for everyone's birthday, (almost everyone, actually), especially this handsome devil. So let's say a cheer for Maris!

HIP HIP! HOORAY! HIP HIP HOORAY! HOORAY! HIP HIP!

Thanks for always being awesome Maris. I love you and your family so much!

The Good Life

Today I was serenaded (kind of....) by a belle femme. I won't re-print it here. But it did mention melted Kinder, the Eiffel Tower, Quasimodo, and eating my face.

Don't Resist

I don't blog very often, but this is worth it.

Get this album. NOW.

New Moon vs. Willow

So I just checked out a friend's recent blog post and I had a revelation.

This "Jacob Black" character is nothing but a two-timing, no-good rip-off of one of the greatest heroes of our time.

That's right. It's Madmartigan. The greatest midget....I mean munchkin.....I mean dwarf.....hobbit???? No wait....the greatest Nelwyn defender ever. (I bet NOBODY knew that Willow was a Nelwyn. I sure didn't. I had to look it up on the IMDB trivia page for "Willow". So, for your viewing pleasure I give you more Madmartigan pictures......I REALLY want to watch this movie now...

And this last one is probably the most legit of all. Is there any question that he would rip of this Jacob character's head with his bare hands?

Bah....

Freaking website cuts off my HD YouTube Video.... Any help fixing that???

There is something not right about this....

People put this stuff on their lips? How is that healthy? I guess if
we were all robots it could work our pretty well.

Are Those Pointy Ears?

This is to get everyone ready for the new Star Trek movie. The thing that is slightly odd for me is the pointy ears aren't on the right person...