This "Jacob Black" character is nothing but a two-timing, no-good rip-off of one of the greatest heroes of our time.
That's right. It's Madmartigan. The greatest midget....I mean munchkin.....I mean dwarf.....hobbit???? No wait....the greatest Nelwyn defender ever. (I bet NOBODY knew that Willow was a Nelwyn. I sure didn't. I had to look it up on the IMDB trivia page for "Willow". So, for your viewing pleasure I give you more Madmartigan pictures......I REALLY want to watch this movie now...
And this last one is probably the most legit of all. Is there any question that he would rip of this Jacob character's head with his bare hands?
