The Truth Comes Out!

It's about time some accurate knowledge about the Green Bay Packers comes out. The Onion has some very detailed analysis of how it is all working out. Check it out here.

Dating Tips

All right. I love this. I want Texas Tech to lose miserably, just like everyone else in the top 10, but he's got some great pointers. But, if I go on a date and we just happen to do things that are similar, I swear it is just a coincidence.

The Shrine of the Silver Monkey

All right. I don't even know what got me started on this, but I loved Nickelodeon when I was a kid, and my favorite show by far was "Legends of the Hidden Temple." GREATEST SHOW EVER. I always wanted to be on it (and on Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego, but we'll discuss that later) and I was always extremely ticked off when kids sucked at it. I was especially mad when they got all the way to the temple at the end, and couldn't put together that stupid silver monkey. It's got 3 freaking pieces. How hard can it be??? I mean come on!

So I've got two videos:

The first one is an entire temple run. A must watch, especially to refresh yourself so you can fully understand the second one.

All righty, and now for the real killer.

Nobody can seriously be this retarded. You have to listen to Kirk's (the host) comments about this kid. What a reject.

Oh yeah, and if this frustrated you as much as it did me, here is the facebook group to let out your rage.